CHRIS GORDON (Nancy Kate's Stepdad )

Age: 28
Hometown: Parts Unknown
Hair: Bald
Eyes: Blue
Height: 6’0”
Weight: 210
Chest: 48
Waist: 36
Turn offs: Long lines, rude people.
Turn ons: Underage Goth chicks in bondage pants and snap-on fangs.
Future plans: World Domination--or at least get on Jerry Springer.